4 July 2014

Break time at Hawick Knitwear

"See that bed sold for a couple million quid? Bloody ridiculous"

"How the fuck is that art onyway?! When I have a few beers for supper, don't dispose of the bottles and then leave my bed unmade - you deh see me raking in the cash!"

"I deh fucking get it"

"It's no right, where's my 2 million?"

"If I had 2 mil everytime I soiled my bed... "


2 comments:

Unknown said...

2 million quid for being a scruffy drunk. This is the world we live in.

Martin Pringle said...

I take it you concur with these statements? Haha